Sunday, June 28, 2009

Sunday Funday!

There was so much insanity in the news this week it makes doing a Sunday Funday feature almost redundant as one can really just skim the week's headlines for endless inspiration for laughter or tears.  

My better angels are advising me not to go there, but this is what I have to say to that:
Yes, it's been a bad week to be famous/infamous.  First, the passing of our beloved Farrah, immediately followed by the King of Pop/Everybody's favorite babysitter, and then Billy... yes, Billy Mays!  Say it ain't so!  When I do laundry later this evening I'm going to pour an extra cup of OxiClean in the wash for our fallen homie.  Oh... and did I mention it was discovered this week that the Governor of South Carolina is an outcall escort, or something like that? 

Rest in Peace, celebrities I haven't heard of in years.  Oh, btw, anyone hear what's been going on in Iran while all these super cool people were dying?  Yeeeah...

Many Sundays we feature the ever hilarious Marry-Bone-Kill survey, where you're given three awkward choices and you have to decide who you would marry, sleep with, or kill.  (To choose marry, means you'll never sleep with them, and to choose bone, means just one isolated night of hot sleazy passion, so no, you can't kill two birds with one stone when you choose "marry").  

Given this week's trifecta of tragedy I was thinking maybe an MBK necrophilia edition?  But no, that's too tasteless even for me... So instead, since it's the Lord's day and all, and to give one tiny ounce of respect to the deceased, this week's contest is now Marry-Bone-Kill-Resurrect!!!  That's right.  Rather than choosing to off one of this week's contestants, you get to choose who you'd rather Marry, Bone (both assuming the contestants were still alive) AND who you would choose to resurrect given the actual circumstances.  

The contestants:

So there it is... Have at it.  Your choices (with explanations to your reasoning) are much appreciated in the comments.  Have fun!  And meanwhile, I think maybe I'll go find a confessional...

UPDATE: We're sorry Ed, you are not forgotten!!!


Andrea said...
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Andrea said...

You are shameless. I refuse to participate in this week's MBK. (Finally, an almost legitimate reason!)

ShamRockNRoll said...

Not a legitimate reason... you're just Uber lame.

Bill said...

You could marry, bone, or don't resurrect.

That being said, I think playing this game with the contestants being an attractive woman, a large bearded man, and a man who had been accused of child molestation makes my choices somewhat easy.

I think I'll abstain from voting on this one.

ShamRockNRoll said...

Hahaha, I didn't expect anyone to actually go through with it. Cowards!

What the hell... I'd say marry Mays, because hey, the rules are that you can't bone who you marry... bone Farrah (duh) and resurrect MJ because I think he had a comeback in him, and I would have liked to see how that turned out.

Anonymous said...

Definitely would have to resurrect MJ! Are you kidding me? Who wouldn't? Yeah, he had his problems, but when you boil it down, dude was the KING OF POP. His library of music is ridiculous. So many classic songs. Every person out there that is older than 7 has a memory that is attached to a Michael Jackson song. Plus, are any of you really going to tell me that you NEVER even tried to do the Moonwalk?!?!? You know you did... MJ totally had a comeback coming and I am def bummed out that I won't be able to see him in concert.

--Ryan Bosch

ShamRockNRoll said...

Hey Ryan, thanks for the comment! But you tried to get off easily without telling us who you'd marry & bone! haha

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