Sunday, July 19, 2009

Sunday Funday: WTF Edition

This little bit of news is a week or two old, but in addition to making us all say to ourselves, "WTF!?! this chick could have been Vice President!?!" it also makes for an excellent interactive Sunday Funday feature!!!

While discussing the possibility of her ever ending up in the White House (LOL) despite resigning the governorship of Alaska in part because of a shit-storm of ethics complaints, the wolf-slayer offered up this lovely gem to showcase her grasp of the executive branch:
"I think on a national level your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out," she said.
Now, I don't know if Palin thinks she gets a special department as POTUS or VPOTUS dedicated solely to handling her many failures to grasp ethics, or if she was confusing the "Department of Law" with the Department of Justice, (which wouldn't be wasting their time and our tax dollars on that crap anyway) BUT... THIS MAKES FOR AN EXCELLENT SUNDAY FUNDAY GAME...

RE-NAME A GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENT AS IF YOU WERE SARAH PALIN!

This is how it works, kids: 

1.) Take any department in the federal government (e.g. Department of Education).
2.) Subtract 20 or so points from your IQ so you're on par with the wolf huntress.
3.) Re-name the department accordingly: (e.g. Department of Education = Department of Gum Stuck Under My Desk).

Leave your submissions in the comments, and let's see who can come up with the best Palinisms!!!

8 comments:

Franco said...

department of energy = department of drill baby drill

ShamRockNRoll said...

LOL, that's a great one, Franco. Nice work.

Anonymous said...

Department of Transportation = "Department of Zoom-Zoom" lol

Henry Vasquez said...

Department of Labor = Department of Blood, Sweat, and Elbow Grease

ShamRockNRoll said...

Nice! haha, I love it.

Joseph said...

"Subtract 20 or so points from your IQ so you're on par with the wolf huntress" = self-assured, holier-than-thou arrogance

This entire post reeks of it.

(an arrogance perhaps born of a well-developed sense of superiority above the "common folk" and "peasants" unworthy-by your elite judgment-of political office)

ShamRockNRoll said...
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ShamRockNRoll said...

If by arrogant, you mean when someone asks me what I read to stay informed about the issues, that I'm able to actually answer the question, and that I also know there's no such thing as a "Department of Law" ...then sure, color me arrogant :)

Don't really know what you're trying to say about "common folk" and "peasants" ...or why you're quoting them, in reference to a post where I used neither word. Surely you're not trying to insult "common folk" by saying they are as stupid as Sarah Palin, are you?

Does someone need a tissue because they can't take a little jabbing going the way of probably THE easiest politician to make fun of EVER???