Tuesday, September 29, 2009

This is What a Prostitute Looks Like

Max Baucus (D-MT), you are a dirty, filthy, whore.

$$$ To be fair, Max Baucus is an expensive whore. $$$
...and the insurance industry is his pimp.

The following Democrats are also whores:
Kent Conrad (D-ND)
Blanche Lincoln (D-AR)
Bill Nelson (D-FL) ***
Tom Carper (D-DE) ***
***voted for the weaker of the two public options

Like typical "high-class" whores, you wont find them on the street corner, but you can inquire about their services by contacting their escort service in D.C.
Max Baucus: (202) 224-2651
Kent Conrad: (202) 224-2043
Blanche Lincoln: (202) 224-4843
Bill Nelson: (202) 224-5274
Tom Carper: (202) 224-2441

The public option is not dead yet. It is in the other Senate bill from the HELP committee, and it will likely pass the house. However the previous whores I just referenced lacked the guts to do what the public wants and instead sided with their campaign contributors. The least we can do is call these bastards and express our disappointment and demand that they do not support a filibuster if a public option makes it to the floor of the Senate.


blakey said...

Insurance companies give them a couple million, they save hundreds. WIN. Why do pols get bought for so cheap? Because its not their money! And, there is no shame in this society--or accountability.

Tim Ryan said...

"You have reached an automatic messaging machine. The mailbox belonging to Senator Max Baucus is full. Goodbye."

That's what you hear if you call Mr. Baucus' Washington number. Maybe if I had some extra money I could get through. Don't know what I would say though, I'm so disgusted I'm speechless.

Anonymous said...

Try again during business hours. They deserve to be inundated with calls all day long.

Bill said...

Yeah! That'll teach those... interns, and low-level staffers

Andrea Watts said...

damn you Baucus & conservadems...

nice post left coast lefty.

ken b said...
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ShamRockNRoll said...

ken b, we don't have many rules here as far as what can and can't be said about other people, (clearly we're cool with calling Max Baucus a whore) but even if you were kidding, that comment about Max Baucus crossed a line.