Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Definition of Insanity

Apparently the right-wingers of real-murrica didn't learn from the 2008 campaign when they unsuccessfully tried to scare white-murrica into voting against black-Muslim-terrorist Hussein Obama.

If you lived in a swing state at the time, you must remember all those soft-money ads trying to convince you that then 7-year-old Barry was in cahoots with evil terrah-master Bill Ayers.

Well, since those tactics were a great success epic fail, why not give them another shot?

Losing the presidency wasn't enough, so the wingers have now taken on trying to lose the hispanic vote for a generation.  Fine by me.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

President Obama's First, First-Pitch

President Obama threw out the first pitch in tonight's MLB All-Star Game.  Just about making it to the plate, with a little help from the glove of Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols.  Note the significantly more positive reception than the last POTUS & VPOTUS received at sporting events... ahhhh, change.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Sunday Funday! David Brooks Raped by GOP Senator! OMG!

You might have seen this interview a couple days ago, but if not, it makes for excellent fodder for our beloved Sunday Funday feature!  Here, conservative columnist David Brooks describes how some dirty old Republican molested him at a dinner party.  Classic.

Don't forget to vote in the weekly poll at the top of the page (which I'm starting a day early in honor of this hilarity)!!!

Let us know who you think was molesting David Brooks in the comments below!